Oooooo….Kitty has claws.
A couple of weeks ago, news broke via The News of The World that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie spoke to some high powered attorney and worked out a separation agreement should they split.
Of course, it got picked up by media all over the world and was run as fact by many outlets, even though The News of The World is about as reliable as OK!, In Touch, Life & Style and Star Magazine.
Brangelina made a big show of being seen together (cue angels singing) at the Director’s Guild Awards about a week ago in response, as well as yesterday’s Superbowl (above). Now they’ve instructed their lawyers to go get them a pound of flesh in the form of a retraction and an apology. Brangelina angry!
The difference with Brangelina’s response this time is in direct relation to the size of the story itself. Normally, the tabloids bullsh*t cover stories about them don’t get picked up by the mainstream media like this one did and go viral, thus potentially exposing their kids to it.
Word is The News Of The Worldhad a different story it was going to run with, but a last minute injunction left them scrambling for something to fill the space. The Brangelina break-up piece probably seemed like a good idea at the time.
As for Brangelina, if and when they decide to call it quits, the resulting media poo storm will be on their terms, and no one else’s.
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Sure looks that way.
Reports circulating the Blogoverse today that Cameron Diaz hooked up with Alex Rodriguez over the weekend while both were at the Superbowl. Apparently Cam was spotted “grinding away” on A-Rod during some party.
They very well may have hit it, but I can’t see her putting up with him for more than a weekend. This girl is a tom-boy through and through. Cam would probably label Alex Rodriguez as “high maintenance” and the thrill would be over by the harsh light of day, not that he’d probably care.
A-Rod supposedly has lots of friendly ports to um…slip into in various cities throughout the country.
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Fresh off announcing last week that she’s a hoarder (except she isn’t really) on The Insider, and the rumour Friday that she threw a drink in ex-girlfriend Sam Ronson’s face in some club, comes word that Lindsay Lohan’s relationship with th DJ was violent.
Apparently, some source (Lindsay, Dina, or Michael, take your pick) told Radar that Lindsay said Sam beat and choked her one time.
While I’m sure the two of them probably had screaming matches complete with things being thrown at each other and out of windows, regardless of whether they were opened or not, I doubt it actually escalated to this point.
Cracked out as Lindsay is and as anti-social as Sam appears, neither one is stupid enough to physically assault the other. Why? First, they needed each other. Sam was the only reason Lindsay was getting any mention in the press for a time, while Sam needed Lindsay to help make her an in-demand DJ. Second, an assault would have meant game over, something neither could afford at the time.
These stories that come from nameless sources that quote things people allegedly told them once are as tiresome as they are ultimately unprovable.
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Seriously, that’s the only thing that could have made this commerical better.
Oprah’s eye roll just kills me.
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Carrie Prejean, the sanctimonious, scandal prone, ex-beauty pagent contestant, sex-tape star, and author of “Liberal Conspiracies and the Beauty Queens That Are Victimized By Them” (Ok, that wasn’t her book’s title, but it really should have been) has apparently found someone equally crazy or desperate enough to marry her.
Kyle Boller, a low ranking starter quarterback with the St. Louis Rams, has been dating Prejean since last summer. E! Online reports that Boller popped the question to her over the weekend in San Diego, where he owns a house and spends most of his down time.
No word yet when or where the nuptials are going to take place, but it’s safe to assume that Perez Hilton and Donald Trump wont be on the guest list.
I have to wonder, given how her own much hyped values and morals keep biting her on the ass, if this is a shotgun engagement/wedding.
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Football, Betty White and Snickers. Hilarity Ensues. Why can’t all commercials be this good?
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The honeymoon period is over as it looks like the cast of Jersey Shore and MTV are already at odds again.
The issue this time? According to Page Six, the relentless appearances the gang keeps making, thus risking over-exposure and the inevitable backlash.
After negotiating salaries that supposedly will gross each cast member $15 000 per episode, MTV doesn’t want their new brand to become synonymous with greed by showing up to every event, opening, or club that’s willing to throw money at them.
Apparently, MTV wants the cast to limit themselves to two appearances a week and get their prior approval too. Cast members can be fined or even face lawsuits if they flout the rules, although some of them are trying to get all they can while the getting is good.
Can’t say I blame the kids for trying to strike while the iron is hot, but at the rate they’re going, no one will bother tuning in to see the second season (which is supposed to film sometime this winter) as they all seem to be everywhere you turn.
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Not even when Ronnie became addle-brained did he resort to this sort of thing.
Gotta love those rah, rah, GOP types. Whether it’s Fox News’ Bill O’Rielly turning red in the face with outrage! when denouncing anybody who criticizes the president in a time of war as “unpatriotic” while Bush was in the White House, but has done nothing but criticize the Obama Administration himself since election night, to right wing boob Sarah Palin telling audience members that the president is a “charismatic guy with a teleprompter” waving her hands around while speaking, only to show that she’s written crib notes for her speech on her hand.
Guess members of the GOP believe in guns and Jesus, but don’t believe in irony or hypocrisy.
Topics covered in her speech based on what was written in her hand and what she said ranged from reigning in spending (tax cuts), using coal and oil (energy), and Divine intervention (lift American spirits).
I’m not making this sh*t up.
BTW: Is it just me, or does Gaylord Opryland sound like a karaoke bar frequented by drag queens doing Dolly Parton and Tammy Wynette numbers while line-dancing?
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Did we ever?
After what seems like many, many, many, months, Playgirl released it’s Winter 2010 issue, (it’s normally only available online) featuring Sarah Palin nemesis Levi Johnson in the almost but not quite buff. In other words, he’s nekkid, but we don’t get to see the goods. Boo!
False advertising or last minute jitters on Levi’s part? Let the debate rage on!
BTW: unless “NYC’S Hottest Bartenders” include some from G-Bar, Splash and Barracuda, the magazine doesn’t know what it’s talking about.
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Literally.
Word is Taylor Lautner, he of the almost legal abs, has signed on to be the lead for the upcoming Universal film Stretch Armstrong.
Stretch Armstrong is of course the Hasbro toy that has been tortured in various homes around North America since the 70’s. Wasn’t aware that there had been a resurgence in the toy’s popularity, or maybe this is part of some huge marketing campaign to bring it back into vogue.
Apparently, the movie will be shot in 3-D (like just about everything else these days) and is scheduled for release sometime in 2012.
No wonder he said he dosen’t have time for a pretend girlfriend. With two films about to go in production, plus Stretch Armstrong, Max Steele, and the eventual film adaptation of Breaking Dawn being thrown into the mix at some point, the only thing he’s going to have time besides work is staying in shape.
Lautner will next be seen along with approximately half the working actors in Hollywood in the rom-com Valentines Day.
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