Phasers set to “mock”
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Did you see Conan last night? Shatner killed it. It’s all in the delivery. Perched on a stool with two jazz musicians behind him on bongo and bass, the Montreal native recited Levi Johnston’s Twitter musings on a variety of topics. The result? Pure. Comedy. Gold.
“Maybe I’m a genius and not even know it. Maybe I don’t exist and it only seems like I do. Maybe this is a parallel universe where I don’t. Anybody know where I can get some good weed?”
“What’s the deal with taxi drivers… Not speaking English… is there a law against it?”
“Is it true that fat kids… never get kidnapped?”
“You know you’re a celebrity when strangers want to see your penis… L. M… A. O.”
Also great? The camera cutting to Conan trying desperately not to lose it while this was all going down. This isn’t the first time the actor has done this either. Sarah Palin’s tweets have gotten the full Shatner treatment on two seperate occasions.