Did you hear the one about the high society couple that crashed the White House State Dinner? 

That’s them on the near left.  Michaele and Tareq Salahi.  Apparently, the two Washington socialites weren’t on the guest list (oh, the shame) but got in anyway due to a Secret Service checkpoint which, per offical word from the Whitehouse, “did not follow proper procedure”... blah blah blah…they totally scammed they’re way in.  You just know the Republicans are all thinking…  “Hmmph.  This sort of thing would never have happened under our watch.”

Interestingly enough, and to the surprise of absolutely no one, Michaele is a rumoured contender to be one of Bravo’s upcoming Real Housewives of DC.  Who wants to bet this stunt all but guarantees her one of the five spots? 

Tareq is a polo junkie (the sport, not the clothing line) who founded America’s Polo Cup and is co-owner of a winery.

Congratulations Salahi’s!  Your 15 minutes have officially started.  What you do with your notoriety is now up to you.  Cue the countdown for the inevitable “shocking revelations” from former flings, friends, employees, and estranged family members through various media outlets in  5, 4, 3….

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