Jon Gosselin came home to his New York City apartment from visiting his litter over the holidays to find that he’s been burgled.

Some property was taken (a ming vase, a Wii, a CD player, the TV, dishes, pots, pans and a coffee maker) while other things were slashed, including the bedding, Jon’s shoes and his famous Ed Hardy T-shirt collection.  NOOOOOOOO!  

Oh come on now.  Who’s kidding who?  A famewhore with financial woes claims that $100 000 worth of his property is stolen or ruined, about the same time an angry ex-girlfriend has said he owes her money and was actually seen moving things out of the same apartment, which is where she was living until recently?  Bitch, please.

Playing the victim-card to the tilt, Jon’s lawyer issued a statement full of hyperbole, saying when Jon entered his apartment in Manhattan, “he was “horrified, disheartened and saddened to observe the devastation of his furniture, clothing and personal belongings, which were apparently slashed with a butcher knife by a very troubled and sick perpetrator.  The greatest damage from this vicious, mean spirited and heartless crime was perpetrated not on Jon’s property and possessions, but on Jon Gosselin himself, who experienced a traumatic, emotional, roller coast ride having just shared a joyful family gathering with his children during their Christmas.”

And if you somehow managed to read through that without rolling your eyes, pat yourself on the back, as you have a stronger stomach than I are a better person than I am.

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