The increasingly tattooed Rhianna (eleven and counting according to various sources) is on vacation at a ”posh hideaway” someplace in Mexico with LA Dodgers outfielder Matt (The Bison) Kemp. 

Not a baseball fan (watched a game once and if it wasn’t for the beer I would have slipped right into a coma) so I have no idea why that’s his nickname.  Beats some of the other possible nicknames that could be tossed around the locker-room.  Given her stated criteria for dating guys though, I can just imagine.  Saw a picture of him and the dude is a serious up-grade from Chris Brown.

Kudos Rihanna.  Kudos.

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