Cheese and puns being served on this flight
If anything deserves to go down in flames, it’s this wretched reality TV dreck.
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again, people looking for a real partner don’t go on reality shows seeking love, just attention and a possible jump-start to a career in famewhoring. Shocking, I know!
Apparently, there’s already been one upset on the show as a famewhore hopeful was sent home along with one of the crew for having had a “relationship” with the man.
This probably happens more often than the producers let on, but since word had already got out (those vying for the bachelor’s “affections” are a vicious bunch) ABC decided to milk it for all it’s worth. Most! Shocking! Bachelor! Premiere! Ever!
Then there are the non-witty bon-mots and play on words because bachelor Jake Pavelka’s a commercial pilot, besides the eye-rolling, stomach turning addition to the title The Bachelor : The wings of love (gag). My responses to them, underneath.
“You should fasten your seatbelt, cause it’s gonna be a bumpy ride“.
Peepers – There was only one Bette Davis, and your not. Eject!
“Hopefully in the end I become your co-pilot. I would love to be the, um..the passenger. In your plane”.
Peepers – Room on this flight is on “stand by” only.
“I hate to interrupt you, but your flight attendant is here”
Peepers – Get out of my cockpit!
“You can land your plane on my landing strip anytime”
Peepers – It’s called a Brazilian sweetie. Learn it. Live it. Love it.
See what I mean? Those are enough to send someone into a tail-spin (it’s easy) or pray for total engine failure (meh), or crash-land on a derserted island with no TV (ok, I think I’ll stop now).
