Hasn’t he heard of manscaping?

Jesus Luz, Madonna’s fake boyfriend/nanny/red carpet arm candy, got profiled in the new issue of Interview Magazine.

In the article, Jesus talks about his name, his aspirations, and well, proves to be one hell of a dull interview.  Total snore… zzzzzzzzzzzzzz….  Apparently, Madonna keeps him around for things other than stimulating intellectual conversation.  Who knew?

As for the photo, I know letting body hair grow on guys is all the rage again, but seriously, trim a little.  If nothing else, it makes your junk look bigger.

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