You’ve probably heard the old metaphor about any wildly popular group at the height of their career being able to release a fart and watch it go gold.

So imagine a total D-Lister letting one fly during a business meeting and it actually making the news.

Enter Jessica Simpson.

Now known solely for her weight, fashion choices, who she’s married to, then divorcing, dating or not dating (Nick Lachey, John Mayer, Tony Romo, Billy Corgan, Gerrard Butler), we can add a case of gas to her list of accomplishments.

Apparently after the poor thing tooted, probably involentary or hoping for a SBD, her mother, who was there as well chastised her for it (like, what is she, 10?).  Worse still, someone who was there went skipping over to US Magazine to tell tales out of school, and they went ahead with the story. 

Poor Jess just can’t seem to get a break, no matter what.

Had I been Jess my response to Mom would have been “Whoever smelt it, dealt it”. 

Yes it’s totally juvenile (then again, no one’s ever accused me of being mature) but if your going to be treated like a child, you might as well have some fun and act like one.

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