Proving that she’s a one trick pony, Tila Tequila has again taken to Twitter claiming she’s pregnant(for reals this time), offering proof in the form of a photo of the ultrasound to the highest bidder.

So far, so takers (she’s pulled this twice before) so now she’s upping the goods promising that the baby daddy is a “very famous rapper! very very famous!” who is supposedly multi platinum, award winning, sexy, and tends to get into trouble.  Well, that narrows the field down doesn’t it? 

Wasn’t she just alluding that the non-existent fetus’ sperm donor was Girls Gone Wild douchebag Joe Francis (ugh, can you imagine if that’s true, even Tim Tebow would his stance) and promising that she was going to quit famewhoring to concentrate on being a mother?

Cue the countdown to her tragic miscarriage coincidentally happening just when she should be starting to show.

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Also proving to be a one trick pony as well, Michael Lohan (who starting to resemble a turtle) has yet again been arrested for ignoring a court order to keep away from his ex-girlfriend and contacting her by phone.  He pulled this sort of thing with ex-wife Dina as well. 

At least we know Lindsay comes by it honestly and never really had a chance for normalcy getting her genes from the likes of this. 

No word on how Lohan’s latest arrest over contacting his ex is sitting with his new girlfriend and Jon Gosselin cast-off, Kate Major.

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Kim Kardashian, realizing that it had been at least 20 hours since her name appeared somewhere in the media, panicked and leaked “untouched” photos of herself from some shoot modeling bikinis, calling them “hot” and “edgy”. 

Kim also pretended to be worried about how she looked, fishing for compliments by complaining that she ate too much prior to the shoot.  Oh Kim, a couple of Quicktrim pills and a 12 hour stint sitting on the toilet crapping it all away will do wonders.  Doesn’t it always?

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