With a face like this, did she really have a choice?
Danielle (Prostitution Whore!) Staub, the much maligned and controversial cast member of The Real Housewives of New Jersey, is pulling a Bristol Pallin, announcing to People that she’s a “born again virgin” and will abstain from sex until she marries again.
The 45 year old delusional famewhore, who in the first season basically said that she needed to find a guy to marry to “rescue” herself and her two daughters(presumably so they can continue to live in the lifestyle that they’ve grown accustomed) now says that marriage is a goal not because she needs it but because she wants it. Good to hear that she’s doing well for herself.
Additionally, Prostitution Whore! says that a sex free courtship is the way to go, because of all the sexual frustration anticipation and that she’s not worried about her meal ticket Prince Charming not finding her, immodestly telling People, “Have you seen me“?
Yes we have. If anyone ever wondered what the Joker from Batman doing bad drag would look like, you now have your answer.
