Your clasping at straws for relevancy and a paycheque when you appear on The Insider claiming to be a “celebrity” hoarder (their words, not mine).

The “exlusive” story runs tomorrow on the tabloid show, which pays it’s subjects to be interviewed.  Lindsay says that hoarding is her way of coping with having a douchebag of a father. 

BTW  – It’s not a “private pain” if your willing to go on a nationally syndicated show to blab about it.  Just sayin’.

Having been subjected to the actual cable show which focuses on the pathologically crap obsessed by my boyfriend, I can almost guarantee that Lohan is not a hoarder.  Most of Lindsay’s crap is clothing related.  Which makes her not so much a celebrity hoarder as a sticky fingered shopoholic, swag junkie, and lazy slob.  Hardly a shocking revelation.