Was that a golf ball or your face?
Cue the outrage!
In one of the most hilariously self-righteous acts of hyperbole I’ve ever heard of, one of the skanky ho’s that alleges she was playing with Tiger Woods’ putter has hired Gloria Allred (Faithless Hussy’s lawyer) to protest a series of golf balls with the various mistress’ faces painted on them.
Never one to turn down on opportunity to famewhore, Allred gave a press conference with porn star Josyln James, saying “Putting a woman’s face on a golf ball which a golfer may swing at with full force may increase the risk of harm to women. Playing a round of golf with these balls may leave marks resembling bruises on the face of the ball which may lead to inappropriate jokes about hitting women.”
The classy and articulate James added, “I have come forward today, because I feel that it is wrong for a golf ball to have my picture on it because golfers hit their golf balls with a lot of force. As a victim of violence myself, it bothered me to think that someone would be standing with a dangerous club hitting a ball with my photo on it.”
Bitches, please.
There’s nothing funny about violence against women. There is however, something hilarious about two famewhores using this issue to milk more press out of a two month old story trying to play the victim card.
Nice try, epic fail.
