Oooooo….Kitty has claws.

A couple of weeks ago, news broke via The News of The World that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie spoke to some high powered attorney and worked out a separation agreement should they split. 

Of course, it got picked up by media all over the world and was run as fact by many outlets, even though The News of The World is about as reliable as OK!, In Touch, Life & Style and Star Magazine. 

Brangelina made a big show of being seen together (cue angels singing) at the Director’s Guild Awards about a week ago in response, as well as yesterday’s Superbowl (above).  Now they’ve instructed their lawyers to go get them a pound of flesh in the form of a retraction and an apology.  Brangelina angry!

The difference with Brangelina’s response this time is in direct relation to the size of the story itself.  Normally, the tabloids bullsh*t cover stories about them don’t get picked up by the mainstream media like this one did and go viral, thus potentially exposing their kids to it.

Word is The News Of The Worldhad a different story it was going to run with, but a last minute injunction left them scrambling for something to fill the space.  The Brangelina break-up piece probably seemed like a good idea at the time.

As for Brangelina, if and when they decide to call it quits, the resulting media poo storm will be on their terms, and no one else’s.

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