Snookie gets a boyfriend, Earth spins off axis
Apologies to everyone who just ate or was just about to.
After spending the first season flying solo except for random hook-ups with The Situation, every-one’s favorite Jersey Shore punching bag and orange Oompa Loompa in drag has got herself a new boyfriend.
Snookie is now dating Emilio Antonio (top left), a body builder who works at her local gym.
“He is just like my typical guido juicehead with like a good personality. He is freaking banging. We’re the sexiest couple I have ever seen in my entire life so I am excited for everybody to see that.”
Safe to say that Snookie doesn’t suffer from low self esteem. Delusion however, is another matter entirely.
Cue the countdown for the inevitable breakup of “Snookilio” with a sextape or nude photos being “leaked” or sold by one or the other just in time for Jersey Shore’s second season this summer.
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