This past October, admid much fanfare and hyperbole, Dina Lohan launched Shoe-Han, a line of cheap ass footwear that she was also going to be the natioanl spokesperson for and which was going to be ready for launch by Mother’s Day, available via Lovemyshoes.com.

According to Fox 411, Dina’s dreams have now been dashed, crushed on the jagged rocks of reality by the lingering effects of the global economic crisis.

In a far more diplomatic statement than this ill conceived partnership actually warranted, a spokesminion for the company said, “Love My Shoes regrets to announce we are not moving forward with the Dina Lohan line of shoes at this time due to continued economic sluggishness and the prevalent mood of today’s shoppers.  Love My Shoes and its President, Robert Yeganeh, wish Dina continued success in all her projects.” 

Translation:  The Shoe-han line is complete crap, probably won’t sell, and it’s time to cut our losses before it’s too late.

In a unintentionally hilarious response, a rep for Shoe-Han (Ali?) said, “There was a miscommunication over finances, this was too local and we need a larger partner. We are currently exploring other options, and we will have another announcement soon.”

Yeah, right.  ”A miscommunication over finances” probably means that Dina wanted a much larger portion of the profits (like there’d actually be any) than Lovemyshoes intended to part with and also wanted them in advance.  After all, Lindsay certainly isn’t bringing home the bacon like she used to and Dina has an image as “mother to the stars” to keep up.

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