Looks like Faithless Hussy (aka Rachel Uchitel) has parlayed her notorioty as Tiger Woods’ mistress #1  into a job as a correspondent on Extra!

According to Page Six, Faithless Hussy “impressed producers” so much they offered her a job (so that’s what they’re calling it now?).  Anyway, Faithless Hussy will be covering new hot spots and nightlife, but won’t be talking about Tiger.  No kidding.  For $3 million, I’d never talk about him again either (Tiger, if your reading this, contact me).

Guess people who go to university or college for years to major in Communications or Broadcasting have it all wrong.  Become a skanky ho, have affairs with married men (the richer and more famous the better), tell friends about it that you know will skip off to the tabloids to rat you out, hire a barracuda of a lawyer, get paid a fortune to keep your mouth shut, and get a job most in that field would kill for. 

Now that’s career pathing.

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