Madonna’s New Piece?
Jesus, that was quick! Sorry, but I couldn’t resist one last go at it. The jokes, they write themselves, I tell ya. Ok, moving on…
Having split up with or being dumped by Jesus Luz (depending on where you read about it) mostly due to their 300 years age difference, reports keep surfacing that the Big M has already found a new employee, boy-friend, arm-candy, and babysitter in Spanish model Jon Kortajarena.
Until we see pics of them together I’m not entirely buying it, although Jon is far more age appropriate being 24 as opposed to Jesus’ 23.
Most pictures show him looking sulky/sexy which actually sort of makes Jon look constipated. If the two are indeed an item and Madonna treats him the way she supposedly treated Jesus (with his own apartment, and $10 ooo allowance per month) we should see pictures of Jon smiling soon enough.
Is it just me or does he look like Peter Gallagher circa 1981?
