Are any of us really surprised by this development?  

Lindsay Lohan is no longer attending the Vienna Opera Ball as 77 year old gazillionaire and socialite Richard Lugner’s “date”, an honor that would have given the 23 year old trainwreck a much needed $150 000 into her coffers.

Apparently (and I’m not buying this story at all), Lindsay was on one of her famous shopping sprees and missed her flight to London.  She could have held the flight for $22 000, but lacked the funds to pay for it, according to Lugner, clearly indicating that he wasn’t about to cough up more money for her either.  

Deciding that he had more than enough of Lohan and her antics (she had wanted the Vienna Opera Ball moved to accommodate her, her handlers insisted alcohol could not be made accessible, etc, etc), Lugner pulled the same move Lovemyshoes.com did yesterday with Lindsay’s mother Dina and quit that bitch.

Richard Lunger is now either taking boobtastic UK tabloid queen Katie Price instead.

You know it’s truly over when you can’t even cut it as a paid escort.

UPDATE – Looks like Lugner has had it with the ladies.  Reports coming in he’s actually taking some German guy named Dieter Bohlen to the ball tonight instead of Katie.

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