Figuratively speaking, as the literal part of this title already occurred, which is why she’s an expert.

Joining Hailey Glassman in her burgeoning cottage industry of hating Jon Gosselin, Kate Major told Life & Style that “Jon was pretty boring and nothing exciting. I’m surprised he’s so ‘cocky’ because down there he’s not.” 

Thanks for putting that image in our minds Kate.   

Kate Major’s the genius who quit her job as a reporter at Star Magazine while working on a story on Jon Gosselin last summer to be with him, then tried to claim he promised her a job using a supposed contract written on a cocktail napkin as proof after their relationship went south, finally ending up with Michael Lohan.  Her taste in men is really something, isn’t it?  Good thing she’s not bitter or holds a grudge.

Endowed like a gerbil or not, to quote Tom Arnold, “Even a 747 looks small when flying over the Grand Canyon“.

If I have to write one more post because some ho starts talking about Gosselin’s junk as she was stupid enough to sleep with him, I’m going to severely traumatized.

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