An alternative to the Gym routine
Oh, happy happy day!
Apparently, I can now have my cake and eat it to (and eat, and eat, and eat).
Deciding that they shouldn’t just market their product for woman, Spanx is now available for guys.
Spanx is that wonderful creation that firms up some parts (boobs or moobs depending on your gender) and pushes in others (love handles, stomach). Female celebrity Spanx users may include Beyonce, Britney Spears, Mariah Carey, and Jennifer Lopez. Male celebs who should give it a try include Vince Vaughn and Alec Baldwin.
Any gay man that ever wore Body Body Wear back in the day can tell you, been there, done that. (Those clothes were unforgiving and probably not intended for anyone with more than 7% body fat. Drink a glass of water, and it would show, but I digress.)
Considering I have a gym down at the end of my street I’m not willing to throw in the towel, admit the defeat, and go with the Spanx just yet. Besides being somewhat expensive at about $60 per shirt, getting in and out of anything that tight is a real effort, and (just guessing here) most guys who wear it are not going to end up looking like the photo above (objects waring Spanx may be older and puffier than shown).
