Celebutard Paris Hilton celebrated her 29th birthday at some club in LA and drama occurred when pal-ex-f*ck buddy Brandon (Greasy Bear) Davis, who showed up uninvited, and current squeeze Doug Reinhardt got into a pissing contest with each other.

Page Six says Reinhardt got into an argument with Hilton, apparently upset with all the attention she was getting at her own birthday party (how old is he, seven?) when Davis stepped in and a screaming match ensued. 

The end result of which saw Davis getting kicked out of the party, Reinhardt back in his girlfriend’s good graces by the end of the night, and Paris feeling (one assumes) a sense of affirmation since she caused something of a stir that would get mentioned in the media after months of irrelevance.

The bigger question is why are these people pseudo-famous and why am I posting about them when they all make my skin crawl?

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