Looks like Lindsay has found herself a new cottage industry to make a buck off.

Earlier this month, she appeared on The Insider claiming to be a hoarder.  Realizing that she can now paint herself as the victim to any and all forms of tabloid journalism for a cheque, Lindsay went to  The Sun to talk about her experiences with substance abuse.

Just like the blame for her non-hoarding was laid squarely at the feet of her father Michael, so too is her relationship with various “mind altering substances” including coke, booze and Ambien.

The interview is worth reading only because Lindsay sounds like she’s managed to cram 25 years of hard partying into the past six years or so.  Lindsay mentions her three stints in rehab and her DUI.  In one of the boldest face lies I’ve ever heard (or an example of total delusion), Lindsay claims she has no interest in partying or drinking anymore, but also added that there are certain situations where she has “obligations“.

Lindsay’s obligations seem to average at least four nights a week.

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