It’s been a while since we heard anything from John Mayer, but I suspect that’s all about to change with Courtney Love’s latest Twitter rant.

“do you ever feel like spite hate fucking @johncmayer just to put hi in his place, hes a better guitarist than me but not better in bed! but like say your fucking @johncmayer totally throwing him around the room in bits and then you just BAM punch him in the face? good times”

“ive said far stupider shit than @johncmayer about my alist bfs tho ive been discreet. but about rockers i spill the beans”

“oh dudes Mayers a little bland for me and youngish ill do young, but hes neither Yale Harvard Oxford and hes not really rock, so not for me”

“my genealogist and my gynocplogist know i do my Kegals like a snatch the cig off the table thai sex worker”

Thanks for sharing Courtney. 

Why can’t John Mayer’s Tweets be this much fun to read?

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