Rebel Without a Clue
Haters to the left.
Sparkles appeared on the Today Show shilling for his new movie Remember Me (available at a video store near you in about three months) and addressed those “allergic to vage” comments he made in Details magazine.
“I was just talking about this earlier. I was just saying like I had two lessons, don’t try and make jokes in interviews and then the second one is like, just don’t do interviews at all… Don’t talk about vaginas, people are very sensitive about them! Like, I know it’s funny, like it’s so funny how you know. The whole story was because I thought people would be offended by the photos and when they get offended by the little joking explanation of it…I don’t know, the world’s a weird place”.
Remember that at only 23 years of age, Sparkles is still figuring out who he is and his place in the world. I look back at some of the things I said at that point in time (the middle ages) and just shudder.
As for his scruffy appearance, I see Sparkles is still going for the “too cool to groom myself” look. Somone really needs to send him to shampoo camp.
Remember Me opens this Friday (for those of you that care to submit yourself to girls age 12 – 40 screaming).
