Their feelings are as genuine as her hair colour.

Jake Pavelka (Flyboy Ken) the commerical airline pilot and budding famewhore who will next be seen on Dancing with the Stars, picked Vienna Girardi (Hailey Glassman Version 2.0) on last night’s season finale of Why Is This Still On? The Bachelor.

After sending runner up Tenley Molzahn packing (who has another shot to find the famewhore of her dreams in the new season of The Bachelorette), Flyboy Ken got down on one knee and proposed to Hailey Glassman V2.0, who accepted and fake tears of fake joy to celebrate their fake love fakely fell.

No doubt, their love is one for the ages and will last at least until the middle of spring.

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