When Models Attack
Suspect is considered armed and potentially dangerous. (May be weilding shoe, or cellular device.)
Naomi Cambell proved true to her usual form yesterday afternoon and beat on her limo driver. Guess when bitch wants you to pull over, she means NOW.
The attack took place yesterday afternoon in midtown Manhattan. Apparently, Cambell accused the driver of “covering” for her Russian billionaire mobster boyfriend, Vladimir Doronin when the attack occured.
Dude probably had enough of Naomi’s particular brand of crazy and went into hiding back in Mother Russia.
Police are still searching for the 39 mal-tempered model, who was last seen wearing a long black designer coat and boots disapearing into the crowd, weave flying.
Approach at your own risk, as suspect is extremley volitile. Can be warded off using a copy of Vogue, or a mirror with no retouching or photoshop capabilities.
