? by Jennifer Aniston
It was only a matter of time…
Poor, sad, lonely Jennifer Aniston is the latest celebrity to enter the fragrance market, with a new scent that “she” has been working on for the past couple of years.
No word yet on what it’s going to end up being called as apparently Echo and Aniston were both submitted and shot down by the marketing department.
Uh-oh! Writers block can be such a bitch, especially when your minions aren’t coming through for you. (Memo to Jenn get better minions). Since Jen clearly needs some help since her minions are failing her, how about “Desperation“? Smells like: contrived rom-coms, John Mayer’s pee and publicist arranged fake boy-friends.
Another possibility is “Abandoned“. Smells like: failed relationships, spinster-hood, and loneliness.
I could go on all day with this (it’s fun) but I think I’ll stop now.
