Did the Butler do it?
Come to think of it, is there anything left walking/breathing that Butler hasn’t supposedly hooked up with at this point?
Hollywood Life is reporting that the Madonna and Gerard Butler were seen bumping and grinding away at some after Oscar party on the dance floor, so of course they’re totally doing it. Then again, Bonnie Fuller and company also think dressing up a three year old girl in anything but gender specific clothing, accessories and hair styles will lead to “issues”, so two people of the opposite gender seen in each other’s company automatically = sex.
Whatever.
Madonna and Gerry maybe back in his 300 or Dracula 2000 days, but now? Highly unlikely. The Big M likes ‘em young (Jesus) or smokin’ hot (Adam Senn). Gerry doesn’t exactly fit the bill for either.
As for Gerry’s seemly trimmer waistline on Oscar night, word is that’s in large part due to Manx (Spanx for men).
