This makes your average celebrity Twitter war pale in comparison.

Eli Roth, the actor/director with a penchant for snuff like films who’s currently dating 21 year old celebutard Peaches Geldof (Bob’s daughter) has written an open letter and posted it to his MySpace page to the mother of a one night stand of Peaches that went public with the details. 

Back-story: According to Ben Mills, sometime this past November, he and Peaches met at a friends place, got drunk, then got high (on heroin), then did the nasty. 

The night somehow ended at a Scientology Centre the next morning with Ben throwing up in a sauna (don’t ask).  Of course they took pictures of themselves, which, class act that Ben is, he provided along with his tale.

  BTW – Despite both Peaches and Eli’s protests to the contrary, your eyes don’t end up like that only from booze – just sayin’. 

Since the story broke, Peaches has been let go as a model for some underwear line she was a model for, the company claiming she doesn’t represent a “positive role model” for young women to aspire to.  (Oh please, like she was a poitive role model prior).

Eli, demonstrating the maturity one would associate with a 37 year old man that dates a 21 year old not so ex-party girl, has come out swinging in her defense from the get go and has now stepped it up a notch.

In a prime example of the kind of extremely long winded, anger filled letter you don’t send or post until you’ve managed to calm yourself down, Eli first mentions who Peache’s father is, then lists her accomplishments (none of which probably would have happened without her father’s celebrity or are as noteworthy as Eli makes them out to be), then goes into great stalker worthy detail about Ben’s failings (expelled from university, trouble with the law) and provides actual hyper links to Ben’s mother and brother’s Facebook and Twitter accounts. 

WTF?

Eli finally wraps it up by basically telling the woman her son needs help probably because she’s a sh*t mother.

No, I’m not making any of this crap up.  Guess this is what masquerades as gallantry in some circles of Hollywood these days.

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