Is Pretentious Paltrow Fighting with the Big M?
Ooooooh…this could get good.
Gwyneth Paltrow is currently gracing everyone with her presence on the latest cover of Vogue UK and several excerpts have been released from the accompanying article within.
Apparently, she can “ice people out” and be a bitch. SHOCKING. Alas, the magazine article didn’t broach the subject of Gwyneth’s pathological pretention and need to name drop. (Boo).
Says Gywenth, “Oh yes, I can be mean. I can cave in to gossip. I can ice people out and I can definitely harbour revenge. In fact, I’m having a situation right now with a friend where I’m feeling pretty angry. But revenge is corrosive and it doesn’t make me feel good. I’ll wake up in the morning and think, ‘Ugh, I feel terrible’, and suddenly realize, ‘Ah, that’s why. I’m holding on to so much hate.”
Who might she be talking about?
Late last summer, Gywneth’s trainer and business partner Tracy Anderson was cut loose by Madonna. Speculation arose as to the circumstances surrounding the firing (Tracy’s sort of a shady character) and whether this would affect Gywn’s friendship with the singer.
Wonder no more.
Gwyneth’s response when asked about it? “Yeah, it’s good that she doesn’t train Madonna any more. It was too much. She keeps people waiting – it takes up your whole day.”
Ouch.
Now, Gwyneth is a snotty, snotty, bitch and a right proper snob, so she’d never come right out and say what the above statement implies: that Madonna is inconsiderate and possibly self absorbed.
Stop the presses!
No word from the Big M’s camp (yet), but there will be. Maybe not tomorrow, or the day after, or even next week, but a response of some sort is in the making.
It. Is. On.
