Theirs is a love for the ages
The Famewhoring ages, that is.
Word out today that Michael Lohan and Kate Major (Jon Gosselin’s cast off) are getting hitched. Oh please, please, please, don’t reproduce.
The pair of famewhores spoke to People about it. Says Kate, “I’m very traditional, so I wanted him to talk to my father. Michael went down with me to Florida for Easter, to meet my father to ask for his permission, and my father gave his blessing. I’m ecstatic. I’m very happy. Michael and I have known each other for four years, and it’s meant to be.”
Traditional? Who’s kidding who? What kind of parent would be ok with their adult child marrying a convicted criminal who routinely gets arrested for breaking court orders?
As for Michael Lohan, “I’m ecstatic. I’ve never met anyone who’s been there for me like Kate. She’s always been there for me. The one thing about Kate is that she doesn’t come with baggage.”
That’s good, because he brings enough baggage and potential drama in the making for several couples let alone one.
Can’t wait for Michael to want Lindsay to meet her new step-monster, who’s supposedly only three years older than she is. Speaking of Lindsay, what do you suppose her reaction to this news was?
‘I’m gonna vomit! I so didn’t need that info… Yuck.”
