The mighty Opes is planning the next phase in her master plan for world domination.

The target?  Prime-time. 

Apparently, Oprah’s Next Chapter (weak title, work on it) will debut on her OWN cable network, (which launches itself next January), once her daytime talk-show wraps up in September 2011.

Come on, you didn’t think she was going to sit idly by in one of her mansions and count her millions, did you?

ONC will air two or three times a week and will feature the host traveling around the world interviewing various newsworthy people.

The mighty Opes will be giving potential advertisers more details regarding her new network and show later today.

Update - As soccer moms everywhere breath a sigh of relief, knowing that their prophet isn’t abandoning them, comes word that the mighty Opes number one minion Gayle King will be getting her own show, Gayle King Live!  Does this mean CNN can finally put Larry out to pasture and retire him?

Also on the drawing board, two reality TV shows.  One which will follow singer Shania Twain around as she does her thing, the other (produced by Mark Burnett), called Your Own Show: Oprah’s Search For the Next TV Star which will help the billionaire ”discover” the next Dr Phil, Dr Oz, Rachael Ray, or Nate Berkus to add to her growing empire.

Resistance is futile.

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