It actually hurts to watch Kate Gosselin “dance”
I don’t know who to feel more sorry for (yes I do, me) Kate, her dancing partner Tony Dovolani, or everyone else who saw this “performance” the actual routine starts at the 1:45 mark (don’t say you haven’t been warned)
It’s like watching a drunken prom queen with vertigo trying to ignore the bladder control accident that just occurred and failing miserably.
Lest you think I’m being too harsh on the mother of eight and professional famewhore (who’s doing this for the kids, as she constantly reminds everyone), remember that she’s being paid $200 000 to embarrass herself on a weekly basis. I’d embarrass myself on a weekly basis for half that amount.
Kate and her hapless partner (who’s smile increasingly looks like he’s wishing the ground to swallow him whole) were given another low score of 15 out of 30.
George Lopez has jumped on the Kate band-wagon on his late night show, probably out of a twisted sense of irony (or underdog kinsmanship), urging people to vote for her on KeepKate.com
Since Kate seems to be bringing in the ratings for ABC, low score or not, she’ll probably be back next week.
