Money Can’t Buy You Class, but it can buy you a record deal (along with a spot on a Bravoreality TV show), even with a complete and total absence of talent.

Real Housewives of New York reigning royal, Countess (the “o” is silent) Luann has released a single, following in the delicate and delusional footsteps of Kim (Tardy For The Party) Zolciak.

You just know drag queens nationwide are already planning on adding this gem to their repertoire for the summer.  If you were to autotune a drunken tone deaf banshee being fed backwards into a wood chipper while two moose were having sex in the background, you’d come close to the horror that is Money Can’t Buy You Class.  For those of you who are total masochists (I know your out there)  click here

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