Did anyone not see this coming?
After yet another meltdown in a bar over the weekend, Lindsay Lohan took off Sunday for Cannes, even though she was supposed to be in court this Thursday for a progress hearing, stemming from her DUI arrest three years ago.
The judge already made it crystal clear yesterday that Lindsay is expected to be in court Thursday morning or else a bench warrant for her arrest will be issued, volcanic ash cloud or no volcanic ash cloud.
How convenient tragic then, that Lindsay’s passport has mysteriously been stolen since she arrived in Cannes, hampering her efforts to return.
Lindsay’s lawyer spoke to TMZ, saying “I was on the phone with Lindsay’s assistant the entire night and we’re doing everything we can to resolve this issue and get her back to L.A. Lindsay is distraught because it was her intention to get back to L.A. today to do more alcohol education classes today and appear in court tomorrow.”
Bitch, please. Who’s kidding who?
Apparently, Lindsay will be going to the American Embassy to get a new passport tomorrow. Who wants to bet that she’s still somehow unable to get back stateside until the weekend (at no fault of her own)?
