The Party’s over for Lindsay Lohan (Updated)
This has been a long time coming, but better late than never.
Judge Marsha Revel has finally had enough of Lindsay’s antics and issued a bench warrant for her arrest for failure to appear in court as ordered and parole violation, setting bail at $100 000.
The Judge dismissed Lindsay’s stolen passport exuse as just that, telling the court that ”actions speak louder than words”.
“I couldn’t be more clear about the priority of this case,” she added. “She should’ve made sure she didn’t go to Cannes or made sure to be back two days early. She’s not here. There’s really no valid excuse.”
Meanwhile, the DA is calling Lindsay out on her lies, requesting a copy of her plane ticket to get back to the US in time for her hearing (she claims she was turned away at the gate when she couldn’t procuce her passport).
The judge says that Lindsay will be placed in jail for up to 180 days unless she coughs up bail money and submits to the following restrictions, no more booze until her next hearing, random weekly testing for drugs and alcohol, and wear an electronic monitoring device.
The Judge also says that it’s quite possible law enforcement will be waiting for Lindsay when (or if) she arrives at LAX from Cannes.
I love the feeling of schadenfreude on a sunny afternoon….
UPDATE – Looks like Lindsay isn’t going to jail just yet. Mother Dina paid 10% of the $100 000 bail by selling younger daughter Ali for scientific experiements giving Linday until Monday morning, when she has to show up for court. Apparently, the passport drama has been settled and Linds is expected to arrive in the states sometime later today (Friday).
