Guess this was just in case Judge Marsha Revel swings that way, or maybe it was for the paps…

Anyhoodle, Lindsay Lohan showed up for her rescheduled court hearing today for her progress report regarding the terms of her probation.  

The judge ordered Lindsay to submit to random testing once a week for both drugs and alcohol and told Lindsay’s lawyer she must also wear a SCRAM (Secure Continuous Remote Alcohol Monitoring) anklet that will monitor her blood alcohol levels to determine whether or not she’s been drinking.

Lindsay’s lawyer tried to pull a fast one, asking if her client could remove the device “while working”, but the judge shot that request down, basically saying that people will just have to work around it.

Linds must also attend an alcohol education class once a week.  This was the court’s mandate to Lindsay before, although because the program won’t report you unless you miss more than three weeks in a row, Lindsay pushed the limits, attending once every 21 days. 

The Judge made it clear that if Lindsay breaks any of these provisions this time, her ass is going to be thrown in jail. 

 Lindsay’s lawyer initially tried to protest the restrictions placed on her client as being too harsh, but the judge said she’d be happy to give the laundry list of reasons Lindsay has given the court to implement such restrictions, at which point the lawyer withdrew her objections.  Heh.

Lindsay must next appear before the court on July 6th for a formal hearing, where she’ll have to answer for skipping out on her court date last Thursday and explain why she only went to one alcohol education class every three weeks in direct violation of the terms of her probation. 

Considering Lindsay already pulled the death of a mystery relative as an excuse for missing one of her classes (the judge dismissed it as Lindsay didn’t attend the funeral) and used the non-stolen passport for missing her hearing, it should be interesting to see what she cooks up in the next six weeks.

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