It’s been a busy few days for two of the cast members of The Real Housewives of New Jersey.

First it turns out Teresa Giudicie (the one that looks like a Neanderthal with a penchant for flipping dining room tables), and her husband Joe are almost $11 million dollars in debt.  Apparently, they’re not as wealthy as they tried to appear on the show.  SHOCKING! 

Those buzzkills at the banks are said to be circling like vultures, and the Giudicie’s have already lost their summer place on Jersey Shore (the actual location, not the show) and another residence.  Next to go is that $1.5 million dollar mansion they had custom built that was featured in the last episode of the show.   If ever there was an award for overspending, these two would be on the short list.

Now comes word that Danielle (Prostituiton Whore!) Staub (the one that looks like a female version of the Joker) has a sex tape coming out next week.  Of couse she does.  Isn’t this par for the course at this point? 

Word is Danielle tried to stop it last year (sure she did – you just know she wanted a bigger cut of the take, asumming there is one) but TMZ reports that Hustler is releasing the tape next Tuesday.  The tape features Danielle and that 26 going on 40 looking douchebag she was dating briefly on RHONJ,  Stephen Zalewski.  Blech.

Both women are pobably toasting each other’s misfortune, self inflected as it is.  No word if all this will somehow make it into season two of the show or if the fallout will have to wait until season three.

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