Jodie Foster vs the Teenage Pap
Some 17 year old kid’s parents are claiming Jodie Foster went all Woman! In! Peril! on their son’s ass when he took a picture of her in the parking lot of some LA area mall.
The boy’s father, who spoke to Radar anonomously (red flag # 1) said, “He saw Jodie Foster and is a big fan so went over and took a picture of her. She came after him, poked him in the chest and said, ‘Do you even have a mother you slime ball?’ Jodie pushed and shoved him leaving scratches and bruises on his arm. He didn’t mouth back at all and was scared of her. At one point Jodie’s son even came over to my son and apologized. Her kids were really embarrassed. This left a really bad impression on my son about her. He used to be a big fan and now he has a bad taste in his mouth. He’s a good kid; kind of small for his age. There was no threat to Jodie.”
The police report submitted had Jodie’s name spelled incorrectly (red flag #2).
Jodie’s spokesminion contacted People, saying “This guy was most definitely a professional paparazzo. He had a large camera bag and 1000mm telephoto lens. He tailed Jodie and followed her all the way from the movie theater to the valet. He crowded her and her two young children and took photos of them the whole time. This guy’s behavior was completely inappropriate. and the police report is a fabrication of the incident.”
How long do you think it’ll take for a lawsuit to be launched? Start the countdown….now!