For the love of all that is Holy, please make it stop!
What is it with reality TV personalities (I refuse to call them celebrities) and delusions of singing careers?
Last summer it was Real Housewife of AtlantaKim Zolciak being Tardy For The Party. This past winter, it was Heidi Montag and an entire album, Superficial. Just a short while ago, Countess (the “o” is silent) Luann of the Real Housewives of New York was ironically pointing out that Money Can’t Buy You Class.
So of course one of those Jersey Shorecreatures just had to get in on the act before their 15 minutes is up. The Situation thankfully doesn’t attempt to sing (yay) he tries to rap (boo).
Here’s a teaser of the horror that is The Situation Rap before it gets released on i-Tunesnext week. Bonus marks if you can listen to the whole thing without reaching for the aspirin and if you can figure out if he’s rapping about himself, his abs, or an actual set of circumstances.