These two famewhores must have each gone running to the tabloids the second ABC gave them the all clear to break up with each other earlier this week.  

According to Star Magazine, Fly-boy Ken (Jake Pavelka) wasn’t interested in Hailey Glassman Version 2.0 (Vienna Girardi)<i>that way</i>(if you know what I mean and I think that you do).  HGV2.0 complains in an “exclusive” interview (giving her best sad puppy-dog face for the cameras) that Fly-boy Ken was only interested in her when the media was around and that they hadn’t been intimate in months.  Cue the countdown for the “Is Jake Gay?” rumours any moment now.

But!

In an exclusive interview with People, Fly-boy Ken says HGV2.0 was pretty much a cling-on, insanely jealous, and didn’t give him breathing room.  Translation: He got bored of her quick after the sex appeal wore off. 

 Meanwhile, US Magazine claims HGV2.0 is something of a skank, saying she stepped out on Fly-Boy Ken, most recently with Gregory Michael.

Hope they enjoy the last precious seconds of their 15 minutes.  Next stop, probably soft core porn for her, and another round in a reality TV show for him (is ABC’s latest spin off on this contrived mess, The Bachelor Pad, still accepting cast additions?)

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