Lindsay Lohan is going to jail
Followed by a mandatory stay in rehab.
Citing parole violation and skipping her alcohol education classes, Judge Marsha Revel sentenced Lindsay to three consecutive one month terms (90 days) followed by 90 days of rehab. Lindsay has to turn herself in on July 20. Due to overcrowding in the prison system, chances are Lindsay will only serve about a third of her sentence.
Lindsay of course had a hissy fit on the spot , crying, sobbing, and wailing. Her biggest concern? Lindsay immediately wanted the SCRAM device attached to her ankle removed (guess she wanted to squeeze two weeks of hard partying in before she goes to jail and rehab) but the Judge refused her request.
No word yet from Lindsay’s uber-stage mother Dina, although her obnoxious father Michael, and the famewhoring Dr Drew were on Larry King last night talking about it.
