Because nothing says you’ll make a good business person like f*cking at least two other women’s husbands, having your friends sell the stories to the tabloids, then hiring a famewhoring lawyer to shake down the men you had affairs with (to the the tune of $10 million in Tiger Woods’ case).

Guess Faithless Hussy (Uchitel) just can’t stay out of the spotlight, and Donald Trump knows a draw when he sees it, even if it’s one that people love to hate.  (Here’s hoping he just wants her on to say “your fired”).

Trump’s wife, Melania better keep her eyes open, since Donald is exactly what Faithless Hussy looks for in a man, famous, extremely wealthy, and married, (plus he’s strayed before with his previous wives). 

The best drama on the new season of Celebrity Apprentice could actually be going on behind the cameras.

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