MTV has finally (sort of) got around to replacing Angelina (Trash-Bags), the boring one who quit a couple of eps into the first season, only to come back for the second season and then quit again. 

Meet Deena Nicole Cortese, a 23 year old from New Eygpt, NJ, and friend of Snooki’s.  Little is known about her, except that she graduated high-school in 2005,  and according to her now cancelled MySpace and Facebook profiles, she is “ADDiCTiVE & ExPENiIV3 LiK3 COCAiNE!” and all that she needs is “Beats, my broads, and booze”.

Is B3 the new GTL?

Undoubtedly, she’ll fit right in with the others.  I give it two weeks before she’s either hooking up with The Situation or fighting with J-Woww.

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