Slow news day!  

Having absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with the fact that the third season of Jersey Shore is currently in production, Snooki’s one time “gorilla juice-head” ex-boyfriend Emilio Masella (whom she kicked to the curb when she got an inkling he might, just might, be using her to get famous), took a flight from LA to try to win back her affections.

According to Radar Online, who snagged an “exclusive” interview with Emilio, he and mentor Spencer Pratt (who paid for the flight) stopped filming the reality show Fist Pumping For Love because no one was interested in it he realized he loves Snooki and wanted to “rescue” her when she got arrested last week.

Uh-huh.

However, Snooki seems to have moved on and Emilio now says he can’t believe he travelled all this way to win her back (by making a spectacle of himself on the boardwalk giving away free hugs).

Bitch, please.

His motives are as transparent as prison bedsheets (and just about as besmirched).

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