Another fake awards show aimed at the kids, who increasingly are the ones calling the shots with pop culture.

Hosted by Katy Perry, the usual suspects were all there to pick up their surfboard trophies for awards in various and dubious categories from film, television, music, sports, and fashion.

Winners included Justin Bieber in several music categories (natch), Taylor Lautner (Choice Smile), Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart (Choice Chemistry and Choice Lip-lock), Kellan Lutz and Ashley Greene (Male and Female Choice Scene Stealers – for New Moon, a movie they were barely in), David Beckham (Male Athlete Teen Choice Winner), Channing Tatum (Favorite Male Action Adventure Star for his role in GI Joe: The Rise of Cobra) and Megan Fox (Teen Choice Hottie Award).  Good to see Megan may still have a career if teenage boys have anything to say about it.

Don’t worry if you don’t get it, your probably one of the olds.  I think the point of the awards ceremony was to get famous people on stage and scream.  Loudly.  Now that you know the basics you don’t need to tune in unless you want to.  Your welcome.

For those of you that just can’t resist, The Teen Choice Awards airs tonight at 8 on Fox.

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