All it cost him was a rumoured $100 million in alimony and joint custody of the kids.

According to People, who received a joint statement via Elin Nordegren’s lawyer, the pair have finally finalized their divorce.  In a nutshell, blah blah blah ”sad the marriage is over”, blah blah, “two wonderful children”, blah “amicable discussions”, blah.

So to all gold-digging, skanky hos, cocktail waitresses and porn stars out there, congrats!  Tiger’s all yours for the taking if you still want him.  Although something tells me the bloom will be off the rose a bit now that the potential blackmail factor has been taken out of the picture.

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