Lindsay Lohan is a free bitch, Baby
Great, now we’re going to have to deal with a gloating Lindsay and Dina, as well as more of Michael’s patented f*ckery.
Radar is reporting this evening that after spending a total of 22 days of her court ordered 90 days in rehab at the UCLA Medical Center, Lindsay Lohan signed her discharge papers late this afternoon and has been whisked away in a chauffeur driven limo.
The doctors at the facility feel that Lindsay was mis-diagnosed and the Judge now overseeing her case agreed. Although a hearing has been scheduled for tomorrow, it’s pretty much a given that Lindsay will be treated on an out-patient basis.
Word is Lindsay is also looking for an apology or compensation from the courts for her treatment, since doctors now say she’s been misdiagnosed as an addict and suffering from ADD. Good luck with that one. Never mind the fact that she was sent to the slammer for thumbing her nose at her probation requirements for driving drunk back in 2007.
Lindsay may have been “mis-diagnosed”, but since she went extensive doctor shopping to get her diagnosis and subsequent prescriptions in the first place, do you really think she’s going to have changed after 13 days in jail and just over three weeks in rehab?
Cue countdown for first photos of a messy Lindsay leaving some LA or NYC hotspot by year’s end.
