Heidi Montag now says she wants her old figure back
This twat is unreal.
After getting heaps of attention feigning horror at the sex-tape she claims she had now idea was being filmed (snort), Heidi Montag sat down with Life & Style for an “exclusive interview” to complain about her “heartbreaking” boobs. Doesn’t she mean back-breaking?
Heidi claims she has no family or friends and wants to live in exile in Costa Rica, where she says she’s been shopping for a plastic surgeon to reverse her surgeries that she had late last fall that make her look like a top heavy blow up sex doll (if the shoe fits…), even though just a short while ago she was insisting she’d never been happier with her appearance.
Soon to be ex-husband Spencer is supposedly down there too, which basically means everything, the marriage, the break-up, the impending divorce, the sex-tapes, Spencer’s ultimatum, is probably a sham and attention ploy.
At this rate, I’m just waiting to hear that there is no such persons as Heidi Montag or Spencer Pratt and the two famewhores are actually caricatures portrayed by a pair of practical jokers with no boundries that have too much time and money on their hands.
