What’s the title going to be, How To Pimp Out Your Kids For Fun and Profit?

Taking a cue from his ex-wife Kate who continues to write about her precious, precious little children while spending as little time with them as possible, Jon Gosselin is going to write about his parenting skills. 

Apparently, they’re so exemplary, he’s teaming up with “leadership coach” Sylvia Lafair, who’s worked with Jon over the past year to write a book about his role in raising the eight meal tickets.  An “insider” (Jon’s latest piece) tells Popeater that “Jon is still deciding what exactly the book will be about, but knows he wants to focus on his parenting skills” adding that interest in Jon from publishers is “huge”.  Yeah, this insider is totally being shtupped by Jon, both literally and figuratively.

The article goes on to say that the book won’t cover Jon’s very public separation and divorce from Kate, his party lifestyle with various young skanky famewhores, or that huge tacky Ed Hardy-esque dragon tattoo he recently got on his back .

Sounds like it’ll be riveting if it ever gets published.

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